Ragey McRagerson at Your Service

So my morning radio show was talking about road rage the other day.  A lot of the callers complained of being cut off, flicked off, cussed out, driving to slow in the fast lane and even a few that spoke of being chased down.  All things that would personally make me a little ragey myself.

I can say without a doubt that 75% of my road rage could be cured very easily.  People just use your damn turn signals.  It is a safety feature that comes standard on all cars.  A simple flick of a lever and your intentions would be so clear to other people.  Fuck, throw me an old fashion hand signal.  Just give me a clue as to what you are doing.

I promise if you give me warning, I am less likely to give you the finger.  Or get really close to your bumper because you decided that you needed to come to a full stop to right turn your fucking Ford Fiesta into a driveway.  Yeah, I wasn't riding your ass but my SUV is heavier then your shit box and needs more stopping time.  I realize that you might have arthritis but, really, it doesn't mean that your car does!

Thanks for listening.  This little rant brought to you by my daily commute.

~Violet

Cupid is Fishing in the Wrong Waters

Really how hard is it to make a person understand what you are looking for in a partner?  How many signs do I have to post?  How many words to I have to say?  If I throw rocks at you, will you get it then?

I really feel that some people were dropped hard on their heads as babies.  Three different dating sites and the first line of my profile on all of them is, "I am NOT looking for just sex partners.  If that is what you are looking for move along."  Still with such a blunt and bitchy line I still get asked, on a regular basis, if I want to hook up.

Honestly, my favorite is when the "you want to hook up" question, is preceded by "I really liked your profile."  You fucking dumb fuck!!!  If you had really read my profile you wouldn't be talking to me.  It really is a simple concept.  Don't try to bullshit me.  Your lies are transparent and I see right though them.

So let's do us both a favor, save some time and read at least the first line of my dating site profile.  I read yours and I don't message you if we don't have the same goals.  So just do me that one solid and leave me the hell alone if sex is all that you are looking for.

~Violet